BAD NEWS!

My friend emailed me this joke today. It gave me a chuckle. With all the bad news we have been hearing, I thought I would post it here. It is entitled: "Bad News"

Warning From Pakistan

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar,
warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues,
Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results,
cab drivers will be next,
followed by Dell customer service reps.
As well as motel operators along the major U.S . Inter-State system.

It's getting ugly!